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Hawke - operazioneZITELLA by Lilithblack Hawke - operazioneZITELLA by Lilithblack
La mamma di Hawke razzista.
Povera Hawke, dopo essersi sentita dare della vecchia zitella perde la testa e adesso ha una brutta situazione da gestire.


ovviamente se non arriva Vampirisa mi serve una traduzione _


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:iconmisspr3ttytouch:
MissPr3ttytouch Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
very good
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011
Hawke: Spinster

Hawke: "What? Of course I'm happy, everything is all right, mom"
Leandra: "I'm glad to hear that. With Beth in the Circle, you're the last heir of our fortune. You are a woman, now, and you need to find a husband to carry on the Amell's name."
H: "But I'm a Hawke. And besides, what's the hurry?"
L: "Because if you don't do something soon, you'll end up as an old spinster surrounded by creepy elves. And the son of one of the most important families in Kirkwall wants to meet you as soon as possible."
H: "But... MOM! I can't do this, that's madness!"
L: "Madness? This is Kirkwall!" (sorry, I couldn't help it, what she sais is) "Why? You've been alone for years, now..."
H: *Uhm, right, why shouldn't I? Damn, she's right... what can I...*
H: "Er... because I DO have a boyfriend."
H: *Ok, this is huge...*
L: :iconmamahawkeplz: "Is that so? And why do I find out about this only now? He's not one of those creepy elves you're hanging around lately, isn't he?"
H: "That looks always scares me... She must have been a Seeker a past life of hers..."
H: *Damn! Why is she so suspicious? I can't give up and date that sissy boy... THINK, HAWKE! THINK!*
L: :iconmamahawkeplz: "So?"
H: "Er... uhm... A-Anders?" (I wish! Dammit!)
H: *And then I had the feeling I just fucked all up*

Come nell'altra, dovrebbe rendere comprensibile il testo finch qualcuno che l'inglese lo ha studiato non lo corregge :D
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:iconlilithblack:
Lilithblack Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
e comunque si, this is kirkwall!!!!

la mamma calcia hawke verso l'altare senza interpellarla
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011
Hawke: "NOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo" :noes:
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:iconlilithblack:
Lilithblack Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ahahah XD
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:iconlilithblack:
Lilithblack Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
grazie davvero XD
se non fosse troppo piccolo lo spazio metterei l'emoticon della mamma anche nel testo del fumetto!
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:iconlilithblack:
Lilithblack Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ahahh XD la faccia della mamma impagabile!
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011
La mia emoticon plz peferita :XD:
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CookieandDeadlySins Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011
aha come la capisco! XD povera Hawke :P
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:iconlilithblack:
Lilithblack Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
e dire che cos figa XD poteva farsi chiunque invece finita circondata dagli unici due maschi complessati del pianeta. ma devo dire che chi fa la romance solo con fenris davvero un pazzo. ad aspettarlo per 6 anni!!!
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